When the thought of *someone* makes my pussy tingle 🦋 . *
I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive
manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being
“everybody experiences that” says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness
the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent
fuck “girl lunch” fuck “girl math” a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.
Women who like getting choked during sex are same ones that cry if you sternly talk at them
the way to beat this is to have a kid and then be a good parent cause those lil fuckers are OBSESSED with you